Yesterday Wade was bitten on the finger by a large rattlesnake as he lowered Shorty into the pit of snakes. Shorty finally talked. Things weren't looking good for Wade but with the great work of LindaO Wade is remarkably in great shape this morning. I'm sad to say the snake died for some unknown reason. It sure is baffling the scienctic community as to the cause of the snake's death. The snake has been sent for further test at John Hopkins Medical Center. I believe this is a first time in history that a man bitten by a snake lived and the snake died???
Today's ride should be a calm one as the midgets are chasing Dakota and famersdaughter who have the gps tracking device and are one the way to Mexico to place the unit on a Mexican motorcycle. 300 of those little dudes might cause an international conflict down there south of the border, I sure hope so??
Roswell, New Mexico, did a flying saucer crash there in 1947. Millions of people believe it's true. Has the government covered the truth up all these years?? The riders arrive in Roswell and are waiting for Dakota and farmersdaughter to meet them to continue on to Arizona. Our gang has located Peppers Bar and Grille for some food and drinks. Several of you please watch what Wade does at the bar. The last time me and him were in a bar in Ohio it turn out to be a disaster didn't it??
Hey, the girls are back from Mexico. Dakota, " how is Wade??" Why don't you ask him he's at the bar having a few. NickO, " how did your mission go girls??" We found a mexican hombre motorcycle at a bar and hid the gps unit under the gas tank. It was so funny(LMAO) we stayed out of sight and the rider finally came out of the bar and left on his cycle. He hadn't been gone long till here comes those crazy riding midgets on those screaming mini-cycles in a cloud of dust waving their arms and shouting, " Were getting closer to them, boy are they going to get it!!!!
Ok gang lets ride. Tomorrow is the big day we will be arriving in Arizona for the big jump over the Salk River by Wade. Shorty's bandages will finally be removed from his accident. Varoom, Varoom, Varoom.......on the road again, on the road again.
Will Wade jump the river?? Who keeps Shorty?? A BIG Surprise??
aw the poor snake, lol. glad your still alive wade xx (hate to have to find someone new to pick on) joins wade at the bar, it was a long thirsty ride. . .
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha Nick, you write the best blogs!
ReplyDeleteWell done Dakota! Finally we are rid of them pesky midgets lol! And maybe we shouldn't grill and eat that snake that died from biting Wade? Wow, maybe Shorty is an alien, he does seem to look a bit like that model in the museum, but who knows until the bandages come off???
Crikey, Daisy says she wants to jump the river too, in the yellow Ford!!!!
bitten on the finger by a large rattlesnake!
ReplyDeleteyay!
anyhow, it looks alive to me!
It's so good that things slowed down a bit... because it looks like more fun and action ahead!!!! I'd put my money on Wade to make the jump!!!! How about we put up tents tonight and get a good nights sleep??? I'm tired and full of rattlesnake!!!! (So sorry to hear about the snake that bite Wade!!! I should have treated him before I did Wade!!!!!)!
ReplyDeleteLOL serves the little bugger right for bitin me! Anyhow all his cousins were sure tasty! Best rattlesnake pizza I ever had! Now for a nice calm ride across the country with none of them little fellas shadowing us. We better not tell shorty where we are going cuz soon as we turn the varmint loose he's gonna call his buddys. He isn't going to Arizona with us is he??? The little guy bugs me.....looks like he fell off a charm bracelet or somethin. Anywho's thx Linda I feel great and those dozen beers did the trick! Your a great Doc.
ReplyDeleteNicer work shakin those midgets too ladies!! Well Done, here have some jerky and beer! Lucky I hid these in my saddle bags, You should see that Dakota put the beers away!
ReplyDeleteArizona, lets all get together for some Payote! :>)
ReplyDeleteMan that is one big snake!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGulp, was I so busy eating snake steaks I did not think to look in the snake-pit and see how how big those rattlers got to? No way do I want to smuggle a couple of those critters back home to set up a new food industry. Maybe I should take Shorty back with me instead?
ReplyDeleteMore adventures up ahead? Arizona you say... ( hope they sell chocolate there as there does not seem to be any sold around here ) What a marvellous trip you planned Nick. I am ready, but first I agree with Linda. I need some sleep first to recover from all this partying.
Waves a sleepy hello to Dakota and. Flora and says, "well done girls!"
Wade man, you'd better watch it cause you and Shorty might end up best buddies!
ReplyDeleteLois, you mean you won't try to fit those snakes in your bra anymore??? lol