Wednesday, June 10, 2009

GOLF MATCH....MIA VS NICK.....PLAYED AROUND THE WORLD...


The golf match of the century is finally going to happen. We will travel around the world playing different holes on far away courses. Mia beat me in a two hole match and I want revenge in an 18 hole match. Today we are in England and our host is Colette. She has selected our first hole near her home. Thanks girl for your help while we were in your country.
Mia has chose as her caddy, Greg Norman but due to conflicts in his schedule he has phoned to cancel. My caddy is from Michigan and has agreed to be on his best behavior ?????? Wade will be a great help to me in this match. He knows a lot about every thing.
Our first hole is a lovely par 3, 155 yard with water staring the golfer in the face. If the ball isn't hit far enough it's going to get wet!! Mia is up first and has taken a 5 iron from her bag and tees up her callaway ball. She takes a few practice swings as the gallery watches. She is now ready to address her ball. Wade, " Mia don't get wet!!!" Mia swings and make contact with her ball............Wade, " Her ball is going to hit the water.LMAO!!!!!!" Mia ball hits the top of the water like a stone thrown and skips across hits the fairway and rolls up on the green. Her ball comes to rest about 8 feet short of the cup. The crowd goes wild with cheers for Mia. "Hey, Wade how you like that shot???? Nick's ready to hit his ball with a seven iron Whack.......... Looking good as his ball lands 6 foot from the hole. No cheers only a high five from Wade. Mia's putting for a birdie, her ball is on the way toward the cup and hits dead center for her birdie. Nick's putting and his ball finds the cup for birdie 2. Fine putt Nick. The match is all even.
Hole #2 is at the Carrington Club in New Zealand, it's a par 5, 560 yards from tee to green with plenty of sand traps guarding the fairways and green. Mia up Whack.....straight down the middle of the fairway. Nick's hitting his new Hammer Driver and whack.............Way pass Mia's ball down the right side of the fairway. Mia second shot hit with a 3 metal lands short of the green some 90 yards away. Nick's second shot lands about 25 yards from the green. Mia's third shot with her wedge lands onto the green 10 feet from the cup. Wild cheers from her fans!!! Nick's third shot lands near the cup but runs by some 15 feet. Nick's putting for a birdie and the ball is headed for the hole and rolls on a curve and finds the hole for his birdie. Mia's putting for her birdie, the Ball is on the way, hits the edge of the cup and rims out, Tough Luck Mia!! She taps in for a par 5. Match, Nick is 1 up.
Hole #3 finds us playing a par 4, 450 yards in Canada. Nick tees up and hits........................his ball has went into the edge of the woods on the right. Mia takes out her smoking hot new callaway driver and whack.............her ball travels straight down the fairway 275 yards.More cheers!!!!!!!!!! Nick's ball is in the woods but he has an opening to hit his ball through. Wade give me a 2 iron. Whack........ out into the fair way, great shot !!!! Mia's second shot with a 5 metal lands near the green. Nick's third shot with his pitching wedge lands on the green about 7 feet from the cup. Mia's third with a putter from the fringe of the green finds the cup for a birdied 3. What a lucky shot as the cheers finally die down. Nick's putting for a par4 and makes his putt.
The match is all even just like it started. Wade is not a happy caddy. Could he be planning some thing bad for Mia tomorrow????

6 comments:

  1. 2 under after 3 holes, we are both doing well NickO, not fair I don't have a caddy though, but Wade did offer me a beer on the way to Canada. Well, if Greg doesn't turn up for our next 3, I will have to get either Nick Faldo or Prince Andrew, I know them both from when they came to play at Gulf Harbour. Failing those two, it shall have to be Shorty, maybe Lois will bring him over, I wouldn't mind having Lois round too.. I did ask Dakota, but she declined and took off to get some pizzas for Wade. Hmm haven't seen either of them since. Maybe you will have no caddy either NickO he he he...

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  2. man am I full.................did I miss anything???

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  3. uh oh. . .wipes pizza off her mouth. the pizza place was calling to us.

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  4. You see NickO, they are thinking more of eating and drinking and.... than the Big Match! Me thinks you need (hmm, why would I help you out by saying that) he he he. I'm ringing Faldo as we speak...

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  5. I'm here for ya Nicko ! She's all talk lets see her put it in her putter! LOL

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