CLASSROOM HUMOR BY KIDS TEST ANSWERS...............

Kids have a way of explaining answers on their tests in ways that bring smiles to adults. Check some of the test questions and answers.
1. What are steroids?   A. It's what that holds the carpet still on the stairs.
2. How can you keep milk from turning sour?  A. Keep it in the cow.
3. Name the four seasons?  A. Salt, pepper,vinegar, mustard.
4. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A. Premature Death.
5. What is a fibula ?  A. A small lie.
6. What does varicose mean?  A. Nearby.
7. Give the meaning of Caesarian Section.  A. A neighborhood in Rome.
8. What does benign mean?  A. Benine is what you are after you be eight.  My favorite.