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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them.  Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. 

My name is Floyd.  Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Mary.  When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Mary to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age.  I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work. 

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner.  I don't yell at her.  Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table.  I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club, so eating out is not an option in the evening.  I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.  She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating.  But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. 

I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves.  I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.  I’ve worked out a system for her to vacuum, dust, and mop along with some other minor chores on Saturday mornings. I like to sleep in on Saturday morning, so I set the alarm for her to get up at 7:00 a.m. That way, she can do the house work in the front part of the house without waking me up. She is so considerate. I try to help when I get up at noon. I get right up and out of the bedroom so she can get it cleaned. I like for her to get it done so as not to disturb my afternoon nap. I also carry the dirty clothes to the laundry room so she can get that done before prime time TV starts. I don’t golf on Saturday’s because I feel like I should spend some time with her on the weekend. I know she appreciates me because she says “you’re something else” when I tell her what shows were going to watch. I don’t want her to have to make any decisions. It makes me feel good to see her put her feet up and rest before she goes to the kitchen and fixes us some snacks.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think.   For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour.  But, Boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement.  I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way, she won't have to rush so much.  I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean).  I like to think tact is one of my strong points. 

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods.  She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the yard.  I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man.  I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.  And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too.  

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Mary.  I'm not saying that showing this much patience & consideration is easy.  Many men will find it difficult.  Some will find it impossible!  Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.  However, Guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other. 

 

His wife was acquitted of his death with a golf club.....