Friday, October 31, 2008

HALLOWEEN PRANKS FROM YEARS GONE BY.....

I always got a kick out of my late dad telling stories of what his generation did back in his young days for halloween pranks.
Growing up in the country you would think there wouldn't be a lot kids could do on halloween. They couldn't trick or treat because no one could afford to buy candy to give away. They did go for the tricks. Case in point, a group of dad's young friends once took a farmer's buggy apart piece by piece and put it back together on top of his barn. I can see that poor old farmer's face when he saw his buggy perched on top of his barn the next morning.
The old tip over the outhouse prank. I hope no one was using the outhouse at the time the pranksters did that terrible prank. Oh. my gosh I think Granny was on the seat>HOLY CRAP!!!!
A funny prank during my high school days. No, I wasn't involved in this one. Several guys put a small boy in the trunk of the car. the boy rolled up his pants legs and they dosed ketchup on his feet and leg hanging out of the trunk. They would stop at gas stations and ask the attendant if he had a shovel they could borrow while he was sure to see the feet and leg hanging out of the car. Several trips to different stations and no one was concerned. Later that night the fun came to an end as someone called the police and all were arrested.
So if you use an outhouse or own a buggy beware tonight. I might renew these old pranks.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

PARANORMAL EXPERIENCES AT AN OLD FARM HOUSE......

I wasn’t a believer in ghost or the paranormal until I experienced some strange events while remodeling an old farm house several years ago.
The old run down house was being fixed up as a wedding present to the Deal’s youngest son Ron and his future bride. The house was in a run down condition built in the 1920’s. The old house sat high on a hill overlooking the dam that backed up the waters of the Tims Ford Lake. There wasn’t any bathroom or running water in the house but it did have electricity. No one had lived in the house for years since Ron’s grandfather committed suicide in his bedroom with a shotgun. Attempts to remove the blood stains from the ceilings over the years were unsuccessful. Peggy had ask me what I could do about the stains and I suggested that since the ceilings were nine feet from the floor we could lower all the ceiling in the house to eight feet and that  would replace all the old wood materials with new modern materials.
Peggy told me the day before he committed suicide Mr. Deal had sold his tobacco crop and cashed a $900.00 check. The money was missing and she thought he had hid the money some where in the house.  Since I was tearing out all the old interior walls to be on the lookout for the money and she would split it with me if I found it. The money was never found in the house or the old cow barn behind the house.
The first strange unexplained thing to happen while working on the house. After a wall between the living room and dining room was eliminated the couple wanted to add another overhead light some eight feet from an existing light. They wanted the two lights to be controlled by a dimmer switch where the switch for the old light was located on the wall. The old light was working so I turned off the breaker at the electrical box to kill the circuit I was working on. I ran a new wire from the old light to my new box and installed a light bulb, turned the circuit back on and turned the switch on but neither of the lights worked?? Bad switch, NO! Bad bulbs, No! Bad Breaker, No!  No power was getting to the old light as it was before I added the other light. Every thing I checked was OK. I worried all evening trying to explain the problem with the lights but it continues to this day to baffle me. I removed the electrical box cover and ran a new circuit to the lights, now they worked fine.
A hallway door would not stay open even when I placed a 50 pound bucket of sheetrock filler against the door. Some time later the door would slam shut on it’s own for no explained reason. Several attempts to keep it open with the heavy bucket always failed. Peggy said they had the problem with that door ever since Pop died. I was told to take the door down and make a cased in opening.
Strange noises were heard one night while we were trying to finish the job on time. We didn’t work anymore nights. I became trapped under the house while installing the plumping pipe system. The crawl space had low head room and as I worked my way to under the kitchen area I couldn’t continue to crawl. Dirt had washed in under the kitchen area over the years from an open access door. I couldn’t crawl back the way I had come from because a nail was piercing into my back. I had to call for an employee to dig a trench to me from the access door so I could get out.
Finally the project was finished and the newly weds moved into the house. Three months later his wife accidentally set the kitchen on fire while waiting for some oil to heat up to pop some popcorn. Back to rebuild the kitchen. Years later with the help of some friends they converted the attic area into two bedrooms as their family now numbered three children. They had a fire in the attic bedrooms mostly smoke damage.
All these strange occurances that happen while I worked on the house has changed my mind about the paranormal. In Peggy's words, " I don't think Pop wanted the changes to the old house." ???????????

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

SCRAMBLE GOLF...!!!


Every day is a good day when you are out on the golf course playing golf. One doesn't care if he isn't the best in the group but I'm a competitive person and I want to win at any thing I try. Yes, I've won a few trophies in my day but I've lose a lot more.
Eight of us retired guys play every Wednesday in two men teams. We play scramble golf. For you non golfers that is then the two on a team hit their balls and you play the best shot of the two for your next shot. I know some of you are laughing about the recent statement?? Team work comes into play when one hits a bad shot and the other guy hits a good one. Some times both hit bad shots and that is big trouble for the team.
Doug and I are a team and we have won 15 out of 20 matches. He's from Green Bay, Wis. and owns The Sidetrac Restaurant. He really starts to play good after about 3 brews. I encourage him to start early. All of us encourage each other when we make a good shot or a bad shot. Case in point, Tom hits a long drive but it goes over some trees and into unknown rough. We comment, " Great drive!! happy hunting???" A little cruel but some times we will help him hunt for his ball. Tom just had laser eye surgery and when he makes a bad shot we say, " Tom they need to refund you some of that money back." Tom's partner is DOG!! That's what they all call him and I don't know why? I know him as Gary. He rides a Harley and is a die hard UT fan. UT as In Tennessee. Gary plays good most of the time. Of our 5 loses Tom and Gary have beat us twice.
Joe and John are a team. They don't hit the ball a long way but they are good at chipping the ball around the green. Joe is the better of the two with his smooth swing and shot making ability. If he is on his game he's hard to beat. I can believe the way he putts the ball, with one hand. I've nicknamed him the fugitive. You do remember that TV show??
The last team is Wayne and who every he brings the day we play. He started with a local football coach who wasn't a senior and he was one tough player. We accused Wayne of using a Ringer. We drew them that first time coach played and we lost by 4 strokes. He was way to good for us older guys. He only got to play two times before school and football practice started. Last time Wayne showed up with a very young man for his team. They lost to Joe and John.
I look forward to Wednesdays and a chance to play and observe mother nature in action. The course is beautiful maintain by a young man and his team. The greens are always in great shape. I'm glad tomorrow is golf day!! Hope the rain passes by?? FORE!!!!!!












Wednesday, October 15, 2008

SEWANEE CROSS.......

Sometimes we take for granted the amazing scenery near our home. Everyone living in Franklin County, Tn. has hear of the Sewanee Cross or have viewed it from the valley. I had traveled to the location as a teen with a date several times and hadn't been back in years. Sunday on a drive we decided to find the cross sitting high on the Sewanee Mountain located on the campus of the University Of The South, Sewanee, Tn. Driving through the campus trying to find the way to the cross we saw many students walking, riding and enjoying the beautiful autumn day. The campus is filled with native stone structures, massive gothic buildings. I didn't know that the campus is the largest in the United States. Encompassing 23 square miles of the Sewanee Domain. We got a laugh out of one student we saw riding by at a fast speed on her bicycle guiding with one hand and the other one holding a cell phone to her ear.
The Sewanee Cross is a Latin Cross some 40 feet tall. It was built in 1922 and is dedicated to all Sewanee and Franklin County citizens and students that served in World Wars I, II, Korean War, Vietnam and Dessert Storm. The cross is flanked on two sides by forest, the back side sits the campus and the front side offers a breath taking view of the Franklin County valley below. Back in the day it was a good excuse to take a date for a romantic moment. Looks like that still works this day and time as we noticed a young couple sitting on a bench hugging and kissing. They were deep into their own little world and after some time had elapsed they notice there were other people in and around them. They got up and went on there way. Man, to be that young again????

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

WOMEN DRIVERS......


Mother never learned to drive. She became a nervous wreck when Dad tried to teach her. All women should learn to drive they miss so much during life not knowing how to drive. The hassle they go through getting someone to chauffeur them around. Mom didn't miss a lot while Dad was alive, she always got to go where she wanted. How many people would drive someone 32 miles just so she could buy the brand of pinto beans she like to cook. Dad didn't seem to mine.
Mom's sister Aunt Thelma didn't learn to drive until later in her life. At an advance age she was determine to secure a drivers license. Uncle Herman had fixed up a 1963 Chevy II hardtop for her to drive. The day came for her to apply for her license. She passed the written test and eye test with flying colors only to fail the driving test. Disheartened but not giving up she would weeks later take the driving test again. This time the same highway patrolmen would ask her to drive the car up to where he was filling out her papers for the test. You will never guess what happen next?? She did what the officer told her but he wasn't paying close attention to her and poor old Aunt Thelma ran over his foot. HE FAILED HER AGAIN!!!!! Poor old Aunt Thelma or was it poor old officer.
Did she give up after all this??? NO WAY!! They say the third time is charm. On her third try with a different officer ( I guess the ran over officer wanted no part of Aunt Thelma's driving skills) she passed and finally received her drivers license. After all this trouble she never drove her car very much.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

HONORING AUNT MILDRED...............

86 years she lived an inspiring life on this earth. A Christian woman, a wife, mother and a friend to everyone. A wife of 65 years, devoted to her mate. A mother to three, a son and two daughters. One daughter, handicapped at birth, the doctors only gave her a few years to live. Through mother's love, care and devotion Brenda live 53 years and the grace of GOD.
She always lifted ones spirit when she was in attendance. Her request before her death, " I want the service short and sweet." From words her remaining daughter wrote for the minister. If Mildred was here today she would say, " Now wrap this up!!"
Mildred would whisper in my ear many times through the years, "You are my Favorite." This always brought a smile to my face and made me feel special. Aunt Mildred whispered this in everyone's ear I found out later. Everyone was her Favorite!!
Slowly the funeral procession traveled 16 miles through the rural country side over winding narrow roads up hills and down into valleys. Cars, trucks, motorcycles and people pulled over as the procession went on it way. It was nice to see the respect they had in their actions.
 Arrival at the hillside cemetery behind the old Church where a daughter and Mildred's parents lay at rest. A circle of her life now complete back to the area where she spent  early childhood in the hills of Tennessee.
A sight to behold at the end of the graveside service which many of us had never witnessed. From a covered cage in the middle of the cemetery a man released three white doves and they began to fly in a wide circle above the cemetery. Then a  single white dove was released and joined the three as they circled in flight for several revolutions before they would fly 32 miles back to a sister funeral home in Manchester, Tn. An inspiring sight to see as was the life of Aunt Mildred.