GOLF MATCH....MIA VS NICK.....PLAYED AROUND THE WORLD...

The golf match of the century is finally going to happen. We will travel around the world playing different holes on far away courses. Mia beat me in a two hole match and I want revenge in an 18 hole match. Today we are in England and our host is Colette. She has selected our first hole near her home. Thanks girl for your help while we were in your country.
Mia has chose as her caddy, Greg Norman but due to conflicts in his schedule he has phoned to cancel. My caddy is from Michigan and has agreed to be on his best behavior ?????? Wade will be a great help to me in this match. He knows a lot about every thing.
Our first hole is a lovely par 3, 155 yard with water staring the golfer in the face. If the ball isn't hit far enough it's going to get wet!! Mia is up first and has taken a 5 iron from her bag and tees up her callaway ball. She takes a few practice swings as the gallery watches. She is now ready to address her ball. Wade, " Mia don't get wet!!!" Mia swings and make contact with her ball............Wade, " Her ball is going to hit the water.LMAO!!!!!!" Mia ball hits the top of the water like a stone thrown and skips across hits the fairway and rolls up on the green. Her ball comes to rest about 8 feet short of the cup. The crowd goes wild with cheers for Mia. "Hey, Wade how you like that shot???? Nick's ready to hit his ball with a seven iron Whack.......... Looking good as his ball lands 6 foot from the hole. No cheers only a high five from Wade. Mia's putting for a birdie, her ball is on the way toward the cup and hits dead center for her birdie. Nick's putting and his ball finds the cup for birdie 2. Fine putt Nick. The match is all even.
Hole #2 is at the Carrington Club in New Zealand, it's a par 5, 560 yards from tee to green with plenty of sand traps guarding the fairways and green. Mia up Whack.....straight down the middle of the fairway. Nick's hitting his new Hammer Driver and whack.............Way pass Mia's ball down the right side of the fairway. Mia second shot hit with a 3 metal lands short of the green some 90 yards away. Nick's second shot lands about 25 yards from the green. Mia's third shot with her wedge lands onto the green 10 feet from the cup. Wild cheers from her fans!!! Nick's third shot lands near the cup but runs by some 15 feet. Nick's putting for a birdie and the ball is headed for the hole and rolls on a curve and finds the hole for his birdie. Mia's putting for her birdie, the Ball is on the way, hits the edge of the cup and rims out, Tough Luck Mia!! She taps in for a par 5. Match, Nick is 1 up.
Hole #3 finds us playing a par 4, 450 yards in Canada. Nick tees up and hits........................his ball has went into the edge of the woods on the right. Mia takes out her smoking hot new callaway driver and whack.............her ball travels straight down the fairway 275 yards.More cheers!!!!!!!!!! Nick's ball is in the woods but he has an opening to hit his ball through. Wade give me a 2 iron. Whack........ out into the fair way, great shot !!!! Mia's second shot with a 5 metal lands near the green. Nick's third shot with his pitching wedge lands on the green about 7 feet from the cup. Mia's third with a putter from the fringe of the green finds the cup for a birdied 3. What a lucky shot as the cheers finally die down. Nick's putting for a par4 and makes his putt.
The match is all even just like it started. Wade is not a happy caddy. Could he be planning some thing bad for Mia tomorrow????

GOLFING WITH FRIENDS.......THE BIG MATCH.....

The golf match between Mia Delight and NickO is finally going to happen. I've been practicing my game after I found out that Mia was a champion in her country of New Zealand. She didn't tell me that her championship was from playing miniature golf. LOL!!!
She has asked to have the match on a neutral sight which works for me. I can have Wade as my caddy since he is barred from my golf course for life. The match will be over different golf course holes all over the world. Three holes will be played each day for a total of 18 holes. I case of a tie; we will play until someone is declared the winner.
Tomorrow let the game begin..... Mia's Championship....at sea??

GOLFING WITH FRIENDS...............@ SCENIC VIEW GOLF COURSE.......

Today's post will be a short one. I need to practice my golf game for the upcoming match with Mia Delight. I've been informed that Mia is the reigning amateur champion of the Lion Foundation Golf Association in New Zealand. I have taken her challenge to play a golf match.
Things are happening here big time. This match between the sexes might be the BIGGEST one since Billy Jean King played Bobby Riggs in the tennis match of the century. ESPN and Fox Sports are bidding for the rights to the match.
I'm looking for a way to use Wade as my caddy. Wade's in trouble with my golf course, he's being hunted down like an animal after tearing up several greens and fairways. I've contacted Shorty to be on standby in case things don't work out  with Wade. Fans are wanting Wade caught and jailed so they can have a pizza and beer party at the jail.
I'm out of here, tee time at 9:00. FORE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GOLFING WITH FRIENDS................@ SCENIC VIEW GOLF COURSE.......

Today's playing of holes #5 & #6 might turn out to be FUN???? I'm stepping up to the tee box on #5 and what's all that loud noise..Varoom, varoom, is that who I think it is?? A golf cart with a motorcycle engine is making all that noise and you know who would be driving that souped up cart. Yeah, it's Wade!!! Hey, NickO how do you like my hot rod cart?? Wade that thing is too loud, your going to get me kicked off this golf course. NickO don't sweat it just play your game and I will be your caddy. We can ride in this bad boy to find your ball, it's fast. OK Wade, I'll tee off on this long par 5 hole. Trees line the right side and the fairway slopes to the left side with out of bounds near the fence line. Whack....................man NickO you plastered that one, get in and lets find your ball. Varoom, varoom, Wade has took off spinning the rear wheels and left a trail of bare earth where the green grass once grew. Slow this cart down , we just passed my ball." Hang on I see a ball rolling down our fairway I'm going to get it." Wade that ball belongs to that guy approaching us in his cart, Wade puts the ball into his pocket in his carpenter's overalls. Hey, guys did you see my ball roll over here in the fairway?? Wade, no we didn't see any ball!!! Thanks guys, as he keeps hunting for his ball. NickO here's your ball take this 3 metal and see if you can hit it to the green. Whack>>>>>>><<<<</////// I've pulled the ball to the far left, I'll be lucky if that one stayed in bounds. Varoom, varoom, NickO I don't see your ball any where, I guess it's over that fence, I'll climb over and see if I can find it, I need to go bad anyway. About 5 minutes later Wade comes running out of the woods and jumps the fence. NickO I went to pee and looked down where I was peeing and saw a big snake and it chased me out of the woods. I have never jumped a fence that high before. You know I don't like snakes, I once was bitten by a rattlesnake. Yes, Wade I remember??? Wade since my ball is lost I will throw one down and I'll be hitting 4. Whack............what a shot it's on the green about 7 feet from the cup. I still have a chance for par. Good shot NickO, varoom,varoom..........Wade get off the green with this cart you're tearing up the green with your tires. OK, OK just Kool it NickO. Nobody told me I couldn't drive on the green. I can fix it when you get through putting. Whack....................>>>>>><<<<<<< the ball hits a tire track and misses the cup. %&GRUNUNT!!!!!! Whack..............Finally in the cup with a 6. ( I'll be glad when this next hole is over and Wade is gone!!!) Hey, NickO I found another ball!!!!!!!
Hole #6 is a par 4 with a water hazard on the right about 250 yards from the tee. A big oak tree is in the center of the fairway guarding the green some 100 yards away. Whack............that felt good...............I hit it good but it's going to be in line with that oak tree. Varoom, varoom.................Wade go back you just lost my golf bag and clubs when you took off so fast. "No problem.varoom, varoom.................stop Wade!!!!!...........just a minute NickO I see me another ball. We come to a stop at my scattered clubs, Wade, can you help me pick up my clubs??? No, NickO you should have secured them better than you did!!! ZXSDWVFR!!! Varoom, Varoom finally at my ball just about 60 yards behind the tree. Wade give me my 9 iron, I think I can hit it over that tree. Whack^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ it almost made it but hit in the top and fell down under the tree. Wade, " Yeah NickO you could hit the ball over than tree when it was only 5 foot high, LMAO!! Whack>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the ball lands on the green. Varoom, varoom.........NickO I stayed off this green, you didn't have to tell me twice. I'm lining up my putt, it will break a little to the right of the cup Whack>>>>>>>>>>>Bottom, par 4!!!
Wade I see the course marshall coming towards us looks like someone is in trouble. Just let him try to catch me on this bad boy.Varoom, varoom he's off in a crowd of dust and turf. He's running over greens , he just missed two women teeing off. The marshall is in pursuit but can't get near him, he's made it out to the highway and is leaving the scene. Man, I knew Wade was going to be trouble today.
Late breaking news...........................................Tennessee highway patrol has spotted a man wearing carpenter's overalls driving a hot rod golf cart near Nashville with three more balls than he came with??????????????????????? 

GOLFING WITH FRIENDS.....SCENIC VIEW GOLF COURSE.........

Today we are playing holes #3 & #4.
We're lucky to have Mai Delight with me today. Yes, she brought along some of her cameras, imagine that?? Mia, " NickO I want to play too!!" OK, but please don't play better than me?? Oh, I want. Mia you go first on this short par 3 hole. It's 130 yards from the men tee but you will hit from the ladies tee which is only 100 yards, your are a LADY???? No Mia don't use that club it's a putter. Mia has hit the ball anyway. It's running on the ground and headed toward the green man she putted that ball onto the green. What a lucky shot Mia. NickO hits a wedge and it too finds the green. Hey, Mia we both a putting for a birdie, Mia, " NickO will you take a photo of me putting my ball into that hole. Yes, Mia, but that hole is called a cup.
 . Mia hits her ball and it falls into the cup for a birdie. What a lucky shot. I have about a 8 foot put for my birdie, it's headed toward the cup but just misses. I tap in for a par 3. Mia, " Well NickO you win, a 3 is higher than a 2." No, girl you win this hole, in golf the lower score is the winner.
Hole #4 is a par 4, 320 yards from tee to the green. Mia your up. Mia has taken a driver this time and tees up the ball and takes a few practice swings and I think she has played golf before?? Looks like old NickO is playing a ringer? Mia's drive is a good one straight down the middle of the fairway. My drive sails long and passed Mia's ball. Mia's second shoot lands near the edge of the green. My second shot hits the green and is sitting 5 foot from the cup. ( After all this is my blog and do you think I'm going to let a woman beat me at my game, I think not??") Mia has chosen to putt her ball lying just off the green, it's hit way too hard but some how hits the flag stick and bounces into the cup for a birdie. What a stroke of luck. Mia, " Did you like that shot?" KLUI*&^HYRKNK( needs no translation) My putt is a straight one and I hit it and it misses the cup, JHUYRI&%(*(YH. Mia, NickO par is good isn't it??? Two holes and Mia has beat me on both of them." NickO, do you want me to take a photo of the LOSER??" No Mia, it's time for you to go home.
Looks like someone is a sore loser??? Maybe tomorrow will be a better day?????????????